Condescending Wonka

You Write song lyrics all the time? Sing us a song, you must be the piano man

You Write song lyrics all the time? Sing us a song, you must be the piano man  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know about condescending wonka ? Tell me more about how i cant tell you to 'tell me more about' anything ever again

Oh, you know about condescending wonka ? Tell me more about how i cant tell you to 'tell me more about' anything ever again  Condescending Wonka

WELCOME TO THE AMERICAN LEAGUE ALBERT POOHOLES 0 Home Runs, 5 RBI's for the season so far, the ANGELS are DEFINITELY getting their money's worth.

WELCOME TO THE AMERICAN LEAGUE ALBERT POOHOLES 0 Home Runs, 5 RBI's for the season so far, the ANGELS are DEFINITELY getting their money's worth.  Condescending Wonka

You post political facebook status updates You must have spent years in colllege earning your political science degree

You post political facebook status updates You must have spent years in colllege earning your political science degree  Condescending Wonka

oh, you miss mca? you must have been close friends

oh, you miss mca? you must have been close friends  Condescending Wonka

Leicester City a big club? Remind me what you've won recently

Leicester City a big club? Remind me what you've won recently   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to Europe for a month over the summer? Please tell me how cultured you are.

Oh, you went to Europe for a month over the summer? Please tell me how cultured you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Flyers lost? Please tell us again how the ice was bad due to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert

Oh, your Flyers lost? Please tell us again how the ice was bad due to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert  Condescending Wonka

So your one true love dumped you and you just cant go on living? Must be hard being 12 hun?

So your one true love dumped you and you just cant go on living? Must be hard being 12 hun?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put a nos sticker on your 86' Honda civic. Please tell more about how you are a racecar driver.

Oh, you put a nos sticker on your 86' Honda civic.  Please tell more about how you are a racecar driver.   Condescending Wonka
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