Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like complaining about popular things on facebook You must be quite the maverick

Oh, you like complaining about popular things on facebook You must be quite the maverick  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you go slow for speed bumps? Silly honda fool, I avoid speed bumps.

Oh, so you go slow for speed bumps?  Silly honda fool, I avoid speed bumps.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made the front page of digg you must be very proud of yourself

Oh, you made the front page of digg you must be very proud of yourself  Condescending Wonka

So you're a moderator for /r/ switcharoo you sure must have a promising future ahead of you.

So you're a moderator for /r/ switcharoo you sure must have a promising future ahead of you.  Condescending Wonka

I bet you feel as if you have a very stable and viable argument... especially when Chrome so thoroughly backs you up.

I bet you feel as if you have a very stable and viable argument... especially when Chrome so thoroughly backs you up.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you ride horses? you must walk so normally

Oh you ride horses? you must walk so normally  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a kayak rack on your car? tell me how death defying you are

Oh, you have a kayak rack on your car? tell me how death defying you are  Condescending Wonka

You wear nike tube socks? you must be very athletic.

You wear nike tube socks? you must be very athletic.   Condescending Wonka

Oh,you don't have the new iphone? please, tell me about your problems

Oh,you don't have the new iphone? please, tell me about your problems  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you weren't born with wisdom teeth? Congratulations, you're so genetically advanced.

Oh, you weren't born with wisdom teeth? Congratulations, you're so genetically advanced.  Condescending Wonka
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