Condescending Wonka

So you're a Scientologist? And Tom Cruise jumps on your couch when your children are ill? How's that working out for you?

So you're a Scientologist? And Tom Cruise jumps on your couch when your children are ill? How's that working out for you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wrote a movie with zombies in it? How original

Oh, you wrote a movie with zombies in it? How original  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have birthday on 29th of February? Tell everyone how poor you are to have b-day once per 4 years

Oh, you have birthday on 29th of February? Tell everyone how poor you are to have b-day once per 4 years  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a strong independent woman and your single? That will probably last forever.

Oh, you're a strong independent woman and your single? That will probably last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like my meme, and wish it never existed? Facebook must be so difficult for you now

Oh, you don't like my meme, and wish it never existed? Facebook must be so difficult for you now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you guys got a table? You must get laid a lot

Oh, you guys got a table? You must get laid a lot  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought that the don't re-nig sticker was funny what do you think about barbed wire catheters?

Oh, you thought that the don't re-nig sticker was funny what do you think about barbed wire catheters?  Condescending Wonka

So you share photos on facebook and retweet things about kony aye? Now tell me when have you cared so much for the ugandan kids...

So you share photos on facebook and retweet things about kony aye? Now tell me when have you cared so much for the ugandan kids...  Condescending Wonka

You think I'm Nikkita? Ya stupid bitch.

You think I'm Nikkita?  Ya stupid bitch.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a shirtless profile pic? You must get all the ladies

Oh, you have a shirtless profile pic? You must get all the ladies  Condescending Wonka
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