Condescending Wonka

Oh you learned something today? Was it where the "random article" button on Wikipedia is?

Oh you learned something today? Was it where the

Oh, you're a DJ and call yourself a musician? Tell me about that original song you've written.

Oh, you're a DJ and call yourself a musician?  Tell me about that original song you've written.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've never had a pitbull? Please tell me more about how aggressive and blood-thirsty they are.

Oh, you've never had a pitbull? Please tell me more about how aggressive and blood-thirsty they are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you reduced it by 30%? I reduced it by 100% this morning.

Oh, you reduced it by 30%? I reduced it by 100% this morning.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you have insightful political views? You should post them on Facebook.

Oh, so you have insightful political views? You should post them on Facebook.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you beat UTEP in NCAA '13? Please, tell me more about how you were able to accomplish such an arduous task.

Oh, you beat UTEP in NCAA '13? Please, tell me more about how you were able to accomplish such an arduous task.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in medical school Tell me how hard it is to learn about one species

Oh, you're in medical school Tell me how hard it is to learn about one species  Condescending Wonka

Oh you studied for a whole week for my exam and still failed? Tell me how it's my fault that my review sheet helped your friends get an A but you don't believe it matched the questions on the exam at all.

Oh you studied for a whole week for my exam and still failed? Tell me how it's my fault that my review sheet helped your friends get an A but you don't believe it matched the questions on the exam at all.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were just in a Gilbert and Sullivan Show? Please spend all break telling us every detail about it.

Oh, you were just in a Gilbert and Sullivan Show? Please spend all break telling us every detail about it.  Condescending Wonka

So you're sharing photos of lottery tickets on your facebook wall? Tell me more about this fantasy land you live in...

So you're sharing photos of lottery tickets on your facebook wall? Tell me more about this fantasy land you live in...  Condescending Wonka
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