Condescending Wonka

so Chloe Bagley, you have 2,150 facebook friends tell me about these 'friends'

so Chloe Bagley, you have 2,150 facebook friends tell me about these 'friends'  Condescending Wonka

You have a snarky reply for status updates about the weather? please tell me more ways to berate my friends who are just trying to connect on a basic level!

You have a snarky reply for status updates about the weather?  please tell me more ways to berate my friends who are just trying to connect on a basic level!  Condescending Wonka

You hate universal healthcare? Tell me more about your plans to move to Canada.

You hate universal healthcare? Tell me more about your plans to move to Canada.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your brother is really tall?

Oh, your brother is really tall? 
  Condescending Wonka

oh you wear skinny leg jeans? please explain how comfortable they are on your testicals.

oh you wear skinny leg jeans? please explain how comfortable they are on your testicals.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to the beach? Please post more pictures of your feet

Oh, you went to the beach? Please post more pictures of your feet  Condescending Wonka

your faith in humanity has been restored? You must be the epitome of humanity

your faith in humanity has been restored? You must be the epitome of humanity  Condescending Wonka

oh, you missed the nhs party? tell me about how you missed the notifications, slept in on saturday or "had something better to do"

oh, you missed the nhs party? tell me about how you missed the notifications, slept in on saturday or

Oh you own a lighter? you must be such a pyromaniac

Oh you own a lighter? you must be such a pyromaniac  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have bucket seats Tell me more about your racecar

Oh you have bucket seats Tell me more about your racecar  Condescending Wonka
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