Condescending Wonka

You logged onto someone's facebook account that they forgot to log off? You must be a brilliant hacker.

You logged onto someone's facebook account that they forgot to log off? You must be a brilliant hacker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Drive a Mustang? You must have a huge Dick.

Oh, You Drive a Mustang? You must have a huge Dick.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, we're suppose to stay awake for guest speakers? That's nice.

Oh, we're suppose to stay awake for guest speakers? That's nice.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were a theatre major? Where is the HP ink isle located?

Oh, you were a theatre major?  Where is the HP ink isle located?   Condescending Wonka

So the memes are getting on your nerves Have you tried crying about it?

So the memes are getting on your nerves Have you tried crying about it?  Condescending Wonka

You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You lose. Good day, sir.

You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You lose. Good day, sir.  Condescending Wonka

hi professor, i see you speak broken english how titillating

hi professor, i see you speak broken english how titillating  Condescending Wonka

You wear a northface jacket and have radiated skin? You must be from new jersey

You wear a northface jacket and have radiated skin? You must be from new jersey  Condescending Wonka

Ooh, Todd fortune went below the belt? well not for the first time (sexy laugh)

Ooh, Todd fortune went below the belt? well not for the first time (sexy laugh)  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Little You'll never find out who I am.

Oh, Little You'll never find out who I am.  Condescending Wonka
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