Condescending Wonka

Oh! You made fun of Twilight? You must be immensely witty.

Oh! You made fun of Twilight? You must be immensely witty.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a louisville fan? You must be so excited to come this far and lose

Oh you're a louisville fan? You must be so excited to come this far and lose  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a Ford Exploder Sport? Please, tell me how the tow truck driver is your best friend.

Oh, you drive a Ford Exploder Sport? Please, tell me how the tow truck driver is your best friend.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you drive Houston roads? So you have a new mattress, ladder, satellite dish, couch, chair, dead dog, patio furniture?

Oh so you drive Houston roads? So you have a new mattress, ladder, satellite dish, couch, chair, dead dog, patio furniture?  Condescending Wonka

oh so you shat on a shark? you must be o'shea

oh so you shat on a shark? you must be o'shea   Condescending Wonka

oh, you're facebook friends with eurgh but have never met? call him by his real name at an event

oh, you're facebook friends with eurgh but have never met? call him by his real name at an event  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have like a hundred guns? I bet you use all of them on a regular basis

Oh, you have like a hundred guns? I bet you use all of them on a regular basis  Condescending Wonka

You want to stop a deranged Ugandan warlord? Oh yes, those Facebook statuses are really showing him who's boss.

You want to stop a deranged Ugandan warlord? Oh yes, those Facebook statuses are really showing him who's boss.  Condescending Wonka

I see you have a bachelors degree tell me what do you remember?

I see you have a bachelors degree tell me what do you remember?  Condescending Wonka

You're a multi-million dollar pop star known across the world? Please, sing to us about how hard your life is.

You're a multi-million dollar pop star known across the world? Please, sing to us about how hard your life is.  Condescending Wonka
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