Condescending Wonka

PLL was on tonight? You don't know who A is? Please, tell me more.

PLL was on tonight? You don't know who A is? Please, tell me more.  Condescending Wonka

What was that? You're weak? Have you checked your blood sugar recently?

What was that? You're weak? Have you checked your blood sugar recently?  Condescending Wonka

oh you carry a fire pager? tell me about all the fires you've put out.

oh you carry a fire pager? tell me about all the fires you've put out.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the 90s weren't 10 years ago? That's fascinating.

Oh, the 90s weren't 10 years ago? That's fascinating.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love Sidney Crosby so much? I'm glad to see you know how to spell his name

Oh, you love Sidney Crosby so much? I'm glad to see you know how to spell his name  Condescending Wonka

Your spamming Facebook? You must know all about trolling.

Your spamming Facebook? You must know all about trolling.  Condescending Wonka

i notice your car has a defective exhaust pipe please demonstrate how that sounds outside my house at 2am

i notice your car has a defective exhaust pipe please demonstrate how that sounds outside my house at 2am  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you run away when they get too close, you say? It must be so annoying having people that are interested in you.

Oh, you run away when they get too close, you say? It must be so annoying having people that are interested in you.  Condescending Wonka

You made 1st chair in all-state every time you auditioned? Please humble the marching southerners with your prodigious musical talent.

You made 1st chair in all-state every time you auditioned? Please humble the marching southerners with your prodigious musical talent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you spin vinyl? You must have crates full of new & relevant music.

Oh, you spin vinyl? You must have crates full of new & relevant music.  Condescending Wonka
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