Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to church today? you must be so religious

Oh, you're going to church  today? you must be so religious  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you take all your pictures with an iPhone? You must be quite the professional photographer

Oh, you take all your pictures with an iPhone? You must be quite the professional photographer  Condescending Wonka

Oh she said hi to you in the hall? She must want your dick

Oh she said hi to you in the hall? She must want your dick  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear John Deere apparel You must be an excellent farmer

Oh you wear John Deere apparel You must be an excellent farmer  Condescending Wonka

OH you have a 4.0 Gpa? Tell me again how difficult your two-step equations are.

OH you have a 4.0 Gpa? Tell me again how difficult your two-step equations are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are a Comm major I could tell by how good you speak.

Oh, you are a Comm major I could tell by how good you speak.  Condescending Wonka

Asi que fuiste a la casa de tengu?... ...Cuentame que se siente tener toda la discografia de SCANDAL en tu celular?

Asi que fuiste a la casa de tengu?... ...Cuentame que se siente tener toda la discografia de SCANDAL en tu celular?  Condescending Wonka

Asi que te gusta patinar tu carro en el seminario Dime que se siente estar suspendido el siguiente juego...

Asi que te gusta patinar tu carro en el seminario Dime que se siente estar suspendido el siguiente juego...  Condescending Wonka

There's a whole two inches of snow on the ground? Tell me about how school should be cancelled

There's a whole two inches of snow on the ground? Tell me about how school should be cancelled  Condescending Wonka

10 pictures on instagram in a row of you in the woods? Must be some adventure.

10 pictures on instagram in a row of you in the woods? Must be some adventure.  Condescending Wonka
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