Condescending Wonka

Oh, Daniel Chowaniec plays tennis? Please, tell me how you get girls?

Oh, Daniel Chowaniec plays tennis? Please, tell me how you get girls?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only go to places like Cities, MIA and Ozio? Tell me how sophisticated and affluent you are.

Oh, you only go to places like Cities, MIA and Ozio? Tell me how sophisticated and affluent you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how it's 4/20 today.

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how it's 4/20 today.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to Bullshots tonight? Don't you ever get tired of change? ...oh wait

Oh, you're going to Bullshots tonight?  Don't you ever get tired of change? ...oh wait  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're constantly updating your facebook status with how much you love your baby? You must be such a good parent

Oh you're constantly updating your facebook status with how much you love your baby? You must be such a good parent  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you noticed the home team won a playoff game? tell me again how you've been a lifelong fan

Oh, so you noticed the home team won a playoff game? tell me again how you've been a lifelong fan  Condescending Wonka

50 degrees in December? You must be freezing.

50 degrees in December? You must be freezing.  Condescending Wonka

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?  Condescending Wonka

You found something funny on the Internet? Please, tell me all about it!

You found something funny on the Internet? Please, tell me all about it!  Condescending Wonka

You're moving to Edinburgh from another Scottish city? That must be so tough for you

You're moving to Edinburgh from another Scottish city? That must be so tough for you  Condescending Wonka
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