Condescending Wonka

An illiterate army boy and a shitty "dj"? Your parents must be so proud

An illiterate army boy and a shitty

Oh, you're from long island? I'm shocked

Oh, you're from long island? I'm shocked  Condescending Wonka

Oh, we lost a wrestling match to a higher ranked opponent? Your academics must be so much better than ours

Oh, we lost a wrestling match to a higher ranked opponent? Your academics must be so much better than ours  Condescending Wonka

You're 18 and pregnant? Tell me more about the geeks you made fun of for being "virgins".

You're 18 and pregnant?  Tell me more about the geeks you made fun of for being

Oh, you don't want people drinking your handle? Good decision leaving it at the bar with all the other alcohol

Oh, you don't want people drinking your handle? Good decision leaving it at the bar with all the other alcohol  Condescending Wonka

Oh you call yourselves the 09' boys? you all must be so successful now

Oh you call yourselves the 09' boys? you all must be so successful now   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're taking Littrans 275: Hans Christian Andersen? Please enlighten me with your in-depth literary analysis.

Oh, you're taking Littrans 275: Hans Christian Andersen? Please enlighten me with your in-depth literary analysis.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're 2/11/8? Please tell me about how you're our 'AD' Carry

Oh you're 2/11/8? Please tell me about how you're our 'AD' Carry  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you gave up something trivial for lent? you must be a devout christian

Oh, you gave up something trivial for lent? you must be a devout christian  Condescending Wonka

Remind me why you think all men are assholes? I was too busy reading that clever catch phrase written in hot pink glitter across your crop top.

Remind me why you think all men are assholes? I was too busy reading that clever catch phrase written in hot pink glitter across your crop top.  Condescending Wonka
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