Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink beer, smoke weed and talk about pussy? Your absolute originality must never go unnoticed.

Oh, you drink beer, smoke weed and talk about pussy?  Your absolute originality must never go unnoticed.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a pittsburgh pirates fan? Please tell me how "this is the year"

Oh you're a pittsburgh pirates fan? Please tell me how

oh, you're the worlds biggest molly ringwald fan? what are your top 5 favourites?

oh, you're the worlds biggest molly ringwald fan? what are your top 5 favourites?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie? Please, tell me how it was better than the original.

Oh, you saw the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie? Please, tell me how it was better than the original.  Condescending Wonka

oh, your favorite rapper is waka flocka? please, tell me more about your prime knowledge of hip hop.

oh, your favorite rapper is waka flocka? please, tell me more about your prime knowledge of hip hop.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must be a douche nozzle!

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must be a douche nozzle!  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you use instagram frequently huh? Please tell me how much of a professional photographer you really are.

Oh so you use instagram frequently huh? Please tell me how much of a professional photographer you really are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Homosexuality is a choice? Tell me about the time you choose to be straight

Oh, Homosexuality is a choice? Tell me about the time you choose to be straight  Condescending Wonka

"San Diego, Also known as the whales vagina.'' Thats so funny i've never heard that before

Oh, there's a guy doing bad things in africa? Please show me how much you know about war in africa and care about global events by posting shit on facebook

Oh, there's a guy doing bad things in africa? Please show me how much you know about war in africa and care about global events by posting shit on facebook  Condescending Wonka
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