Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought it was "It's great to be a Miami Hurricane!"? They changed it a while back to "It's great to be in debt as a Hurricane!"

Oh, you thought it was

You don't risk the chance if you believe in God? Please, tell me about your views on Global Warming

You don't risk the chance if you believe in God? Please, tell me about your views on Global Warming  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you keep texting this girl but she ignores you? I'm sure your persistence will pay off eventually

Oh, you keep texting this girl but she ignores you? I'm sure your persistence will pay off eventually  Condescending Wonka

I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. therefore, i would never rape you with it, even though rape allegedly isn't about sex at all, but violence.

I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. therefore, i would never rape you with it, even though rape allegedly isn't about sex at all, but violence.    Condescending Wonka

25 sittin' on 25 mill you say? well then, please tell me how ya feel how ya feel how ya feel....

25 sittin' on 25 mill you say? well then, please tell me how ya feel how ya feel how ya feel....  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're sticking up your middle finger in a picture? I bet you're such a badass

Oh, you're sticking up your middle finger in a picture?  I bet you're such a badass  Condescending Wonka

You made your status "Kony 2012" Please, tell me how much of an activist you are

You made your status

Oh a skrillex meme i'm sure this will last for a long time

Oh a skrillex meme i'm sure this will last for a long time  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you friend zone all the nice guys and date only players? I can't wait to hear your dating advice

Oh, you friend zone all the nice guys and date only players?
 I can't wait to hear your dating advice  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have bucky balls? Please share your mastery of physics

Oh, you have bucky balls? Please share your mastery of physics  Condescending Wonka
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