Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you wear ugly sweaters, shop at Goodwill, own a pair of oversized glasses, love instagram photos, reject conventional social habits, and half your head is shaved? Please, tell me how original you think you are

Oh, so you wear ugly sweaters, shop at Goodwill, own a pair of oversized glasses, love instagram photos, reject conventional social habits, and half your head is shaved? Please, tell me how original you think you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your main is 1850? Tell me more on how you shouldn't play with noobs like us.

Oh, your main is 1850? Tell me more on how you shouldn't play with noobs like us.  Condescending Wonka

You have a one direction background on your laptop, yet you pronounce Niall's name 'Neil'. You must be a directioner.

You have a one direction background on your laptop, yet you pronounce Niall's name 'Neil'. You must be a directioner.   Condescending Wonka

It's not the dog, it's the owner? Oh, well in that case let's throw the parents of criminals in prison. It's not the child, it's the parent.

It's not the dog, it's the owner? Oh, well in that case let's throw the parents of criminals in prison.  It's not the child, it's the parent.  Condescending Wonka

So you wear a Matrix coat and have unwashed long hair? People must be terrified of you

So you wear a Matrix coat and have unwashed long hair? People must be terrified of you  Condescending Wonka

You picked Chelsea to support because your favourite colour is blue? Please tell me more of your expert football opinions.

You picked Chelsea to support because your favourite colour is blue? Please tell me more of your expert football opinions.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your ipod is full of deadmau5 & skrillex? You must be an expert in electronic music

Oh, your ipod is full of deadmau5 & skrillex? You must be an expert in electronic music  Condescending Wonka

You're a Psychology Major? Please tell me about the flaws in my personality.

You're a Psychology Major? Please tell me about the flaws in my personality.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to sport the confederate flag? Tell me about how they won.

Oh, you like to sport the confederate flag? Tell me about how they won.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a hardcore kid? Tell me all about how you have perfect pitch

Oh you're a hardcore kid? Tell me all about how you have perfect pitch  Condescending Wonka
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