Condescending Wonka

You wear a bass pro hat? you must be really good at hockey

You wear a bass pro hat? you must be really good at hockey  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume.

Oh you have swag?  I bet that looks great on a resume.  Condescending Wonka

So, The bible does a pretty job of proving itself right? Of Course it does

So, The bible does a pretty job of proving itself right? Of Course it does  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so NASA is livestreaming video from Mars, but NBC has the London Olympics on tape delay? Tell me again how government can't compete with private enterprise.

Oh, so NASA is livestreaming video from Mars, but NBC has the London Olympics on tape delay? Tell me again how government can't compete with private enterprise.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear cowboy boots, a carhartt, a belt buckle, you live by a corn field, and you drive a truck? You must know so much about agriculture

Oh, you wear cowboy boots, a carhartt, a belt buckle, you live by a corn field, and you drive a truck? You must know so much about agriculture  Condescending Wonka

you can play chords on guitar? You must be really good.

you can play chords on guitar?  You must be really good.  Condescending Wonka

unemployed with only a ged and can't find a job? tell me more of the injustice the world heaps upon you

unemployed with only a ged and can't find a job? tell me more of the injustice the world heaps upon you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you all of a sudden know everything about KONY2012? You must be a huge human rights activist.

Oh, you all of a sudden know everything about KONY2012? You must be a huge human rights activist.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a National Guard backpack on campus? You must be a veteran

Oh, you wear a National Guard backpack on campus? You must be a veteran  Condescending Wonka

Oh you correct spelling and grammar on the internet You must be intellectually superior to everyone else

Oh you correct spelling and grammar on the internet You must be intellectually superior to everyone else  Condescending Wonka
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