Condescending Wonka

Matt Smith is ugly? Tell me more of your nuanced Doctor Who appreciation

Matt Smith is ugly? Tell me more of your nuanced Doctor Who appreciation  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear neon, lax pennies and like Avicii? You're such a raver

Oh you wear neon, lax pennies and like Avicii? You're such a raver  Condescending Wonka

Being a Military Spouse is the hardest job in the Military? Please, tell me more about how you get shot at and face road side bombs every day.

Being a Military Spouse is the hardest job in the Military?
 Please, tell me more about how you get shot at and face road side bombs every day.  Condescending Wonka

Your baby wasn't breastfed and is healthier than all the breastfed kids you know? Tell me more anecdotes that equal data.

Your baby wasn't breastfed and is healthier than all the breastfed kids you know? Tell me more anecdotes that equal data.  Condescending Wonka

DAMN! You are one ugly mothafucka

DAMN! You are one ugly mothafucka  Condescending Wonka

You say michael jordan didn't win a championship until he was 28 years old please, Tell me how old he was when he first lost a finals series?

You say michael jordan didn't win a championship until he was 28 years old please, Tell me how old he was when he first lost a finals series?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a hipster blog and you're scared of your parents finding your Tumblr? I'm sure your parents would be shocked to see all of those starbuck's cups and girls with dip-dyed hair that you reblog

Oh, you're a hipster blog and you're scared of your parents finding your Tumblr? I'm sure your parents would be shocked to see all of those starbuck's cups and girls with dip-dyed hair that you reblog    Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a classy broad Is that jersey shore you're watching?

Oh, so you're a classy broad Is that jersey shore you're watching?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to duke I bet you have quite the social life

Oh, you go to duke I bet you have quite the social life  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a communications major? That must really help out when waiting tables

Oh you're a communications major? That must really help out when waiting tables  Condescending Wonka
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