Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a rower? You must have blisters and think crab jokes are hilarious.

Oh, you're a rower? You must have blisters and think crab jokes are hilarious.  Condescending Wonka

I see you made a facebook status about the kony video I'm sure your likes and shares are of great benefit to the children.

I see you made a facebook status about the kony video I'm sure your likes and shares are of great benefit to the children.  Condescending Wonka

IF YOU DON'T BRING BACK SNIFTERS I WILL

IF YOU DON'T BRING BACK SNIFTERS I WILL  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're pregnant for the first time? Please tell me more about how you'll raise the perfect child.

Oh, you're pregnant for the first time? Please tell me more about how you'll raise the perfect child.  Condescending Wonka

Happy Birthday Dickhead

Happy Birthday Dickhead  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have over 1000 Facebook friends? Name them all

Oh, you have over 1000 Facebook friends? Name them all  Condescending Wonka

Moan and Moan about weather in Seattle? Funny, you dont even know what to do when its sunny.

Moan and Moan about weather in Seattle? Funny, you dont even know what to do when its sunny.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you use meme's to make fun of someone? everyone must think your hilarious

Oh you use meme's to make fun of someone? everyone must think your hilarious  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've made "Kony 2012" your status? You must be so involved.

Oh, you've made

Please tell me how long it took you to read the first post

 Please tell me how long it took you to read the first post  Condescending Wonka
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