Condescending Wonka

So you don't like Jagermeister because it tastes like liquorice? Tell me more about how you drink vodka because you love the taste of rubbing alcohol.

So you don't like Jagermeister because it tastes like liquorice? Tell me more about how you drink vodka because you love the taste of rubbing alcohol.  Condescending Wonka

oh, squatting isn't functional? Tell me, how do you get off of the toilet?

oh, squatting isn't functional? Tell me, how do you get off of the toilet?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a communications major You must be so wel spoken

Oh, you're a communications major You must be so wel spoken  Condescending Wonka

Oh, what a good comeback you must be very witty

Oh, what a good comeback you must be very witty  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a relationship? Please tell me how your boyfriend is the, "best everrrrrr."

Oh, you're in a relationship? Please tell me how your boyfriend is the,

Oh, so your brutal as hell? Kid... Hardcore dancing is for pussies

Oh, so your brutal as hell? Kid... Hardcore dancing is for pussies  Condescending Wonka

It's snowing in Texas? That must be so exciting.

It's snowing in Texas? That must be so exciting.  Condescending Wonka

hey sexy thang *wink* ya she's a keeper!!!

hey sexy thang *wink* ya she's a keeper!!!    Condescending Wonka

Oh, you fed the limping Hofstra cat near ABP? You must feel so privileged...

Oh, you fed the limping Hofstra cat near ABP? You must feel so privileged...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to jungle the new champ? I never would have guessed

Oh, you like to jungle the new champ? I never would have guessed  Condescending Wonka
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