Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're condescending towards starving artists. Tell me about your latest job interview?

Oh, you're condescending towards starving artists. Tell me about your latest job interview?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're attending the local community college? I bet you'll go far in life

Oh, you're attending the local community college? I bet you'll go far in life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't watch the NFL, NBA, MLB, NCAA, PGA or ATP, but you love soccer? Please, tell me how much more nuanced your understanding of sports is than mine.

Oh, you don't watch the NFL, NBA, MLB, NCAA, PGA or ATP, but you love soccer? Please, tell me how much more nuanced your understanding of sports is than mine.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only use psychedelics and pot? You must know so much about drugs.

Oh, you only use psychedelics and pot? You must know so much about drugs.  Condescending Wonka

A "woman, make me a sandwich" joke? How clever.

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Oh, you filled a heart-shaped box of chocolates with weed? Your so original.

Oh, you filled a heart-shaped box of chocolates with weed? Your so original.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to mater dei and make memes about the school? you must be a funny person

Oh, you go to mater dei and make memes about the school? you must be a funny person  Condescending Wonka

You're blasting music with your windows down? You must be such a gangster.

You're blasting music with your windows down? You must be such a gangster.  Condescending Wonka

like my status for a TBH? You must be such a good, honest person.

like my status for a TBH? You must be such a good, honest person.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're picking upsets in your NCAA bracket? You must be an expert on basketball. Tell me more.

Oh, you're picking upsets in your NCAA bracket? You must be an expert on basketball. Tell me more.  Condescending Wonka
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