Condescending Wonka

Oh,you understand God doesn't exist? I'm surprised you don't continually boast about how clever you are!

Oh,you understand God doesn't exist? I'm surprised you don't continually boast about how clever you are!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say hella you must be from northern california

Oh, you say hella  you must be from northern california   Condescending Wonka

it's your 21 birthday bet you will enjoy your first ever drink

it's your 21 birthday bet you will enjoy your first ever drink  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only call me when you need a favor or a ride? Tell me more about how i'm your best friend.

Oh, you only call me when you need a favor or a ride? Tell me more about how i'm your best friend.  Condescending Wonka

You have a tattoo of a naked girl on your arm? You must get so much action

You have a tattoo of a naked girl on your arm? You must get so much action  Condescending Wonka

You've got a ticket to see Late Night with Jimmy Fallon with special guest Barack Obama? You must be so important

You've got a ticket to see Late Night with Jimmy Fallon with special guest Barack Obama? You must be so important  Condescending Wonka

You practice kundalini yoga? You must be so enlightened

You practice kundalini yoga? You must be so enlightened  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you invited all your friends to an event on Facebook? Please, tell me how you are the greatest promoter of all time.

Oh, you invited all your friends to an event on Facebook?
 Please, tell me how you are the greatest promoter of all time.  Condescending Wonka

So your married to a Firefighter? You must pinch yourself everyday to make sure your not in the midst of some wonderful, money filled dream!

So your married to a Firefighter? You must pinch yourself everyday to make sure your not in the midst of some wonderful, money filled dream!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like equality, education, and environment? Maybe you should vote for the Purple Party then.

Oh, you like equality, education, and environment? Maybe you should vote for the Purple Party then.  Condescending Wonka
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