Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a sorority? Please, let me get a translator for all your abbrevs.

Oh, you're in a sorority? Please, let me get a translator for all your abbrevs.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you workout every day? Tell me why you look the same as you did 6 months ago.

Oh you workout every day? Tell me why you look the same as you did 6 months ago.  Condescending Wonka

So you're a Super Pro Quad Rider? Tell me how many times you pushed you own quad off the track last year.

So you're a Super Pro Quad Rider? Tell me how many times you pushed you own quad off the track last year.  Condescending Wonka

You follow Reece Mastin everywhere ? Of course you aren't a stalker. Just a fan.

You follow Reece Mastin everywhere ? Of course you aren't a stalker. Just a fan.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have tips On your gloves? you must be so fast

Oh you have tips On your gloves? you must be so fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh you've always been a Die-hard Giants Fan? Do tell me all your favorite players besides Barry Bonds and Tim Lincecum

Oh you've always been a Die-hard Giants Fan? Do tell me all your favorite players besides Barry Bonds and Tim Lincecum  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own an Mac Book Pro Tell me how well Microsoft Word works on your $2000 computer

Oh, you own an Mac Book Pro Tell me how well Microsoft Word works on your $2000 computer  Condescending Wonka

oh, you are preaching at the reason rally? do you want us all to visit your church?

oh, you are preaching at the reason rally? do you want us all to visit your church?  Condescending Wonka

So you're arguing on Facebook? Now you can put "Idiot in Public" on your sad resume

So you're arguing on Facebook? Now you can put

oh you go to church? you must be so religious.

oh you go to church? you must be so religious.  Condescending Wonka
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