Condescending Wonka

You're in university and still believe in god? that's adorable

You're in university and still believe in god? that's adorable   Condescending Wonka

So you bought a mac? what are you, a hipster?

So you bought a mac? what are you,                    a hipster?
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink mirror pond pale ale? You're clearly a beer connoisseur!

Oh, you drink mirror pond pale ale?
 You're clearly a beer connoisseur!  Condescending Wonka

You post hashtags on facebook? You're obviously a hipster.

You post hashtags on facebook? You're obviously a hipster.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to fight on Facebook? I bet you think caps lock really hurts

Oh, you want to fight on Facebook? I bet you think caps lock really hurts  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you really like the beatles? Tell me again how you know so much about music

Oh, you really like the beatles? Tell me again how you know so much about music  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your a bears fan and say the Packers suck? Please, tell me the last time your team won the Superbowl

Oh, so your a bears fan and say the Packers suck? Please, tell me the last time your team won the Superbowl  Condescending Wonka

tell me more about how you ripped your only condom when you were trying to put it on, but you didn't give a fuck because you were getting laid

tell me more about how you ripped your only condom when you were trying to put it on, but you didn't give a fuck because you were getting laid  Condescending Wonka

so u are listening to heiki? tell me more about that

so u are listening to heiki? tell me more about that  Condescending Wonka

Oh your into Grunge Name a grunge band beside nirvana

Oh your into Grunge Name a grunge band beside nirvana   Condescending Wonka
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