Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're spinning a basketball on your finger. You must be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Oh, you're spinning a basketball on your finger. You must be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You listen to the Acacia Strain? You must hate everyone

Oh, You listen to the Acacia Strain? You must hate everyone  Condescending Wonka

OH, your in ap psychology? Tell me about my childhood and dreams

OH, your in ap psychology? Tell me about my childhood and dreams  Condescending Wonka

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so girls in Cowlitz County live lifted trucks? STEVEN MATA, please tell me more about all the girls you bang in Cowlitz County

Oh, so girls in Cowlitz County live lifted trucks? STEVEN MATA, please tell me more about all the girls you bang in Cowlitz County  Condescending Wonka

So you have beats be Dr. dre? tell me more about how you've always cared about the best audio quality

So you have beats be Dr. dre? tell me more about how you've always cared about the best audio quality  Condescending Wonka

So you blame the pope for sitting on a golden throne while there are starving kids? Please, Tell me how you have sold your possessions to give them food.

So you blame the pope for sitting on a golden throne while there are starving kids? Please, Tell me how you have sold your possessions to give them food.  Condescending Wonka

YOU JUST BOUGHT A NEW ERA 50/50 BASEBALL CAP? I'M GLAD YOU LEFT THE STICKER ON, I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED.

YOU JUST BOUGHT A 
NEW ERA 50/50 BASEBALL CAP? I'M GLAD YOU LEFT THE STICKER ON, I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an Iowa Hawkeye fan? Please tell me more about the university you never attended.

Oh you're an Iowa Hawkeye fan? Please tell me more about the university you never attended.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you ripped my wrap while making it in Alex's? Please, hand it to me anyway and expect me to figure out how eat it without getting my hands covered with dressing.

Oh, you ripped my wrap while making it in Alex's? Please, hand it to me anyway and expect me to figure out how eat it without getting my hands covered with dressing.  Condescending Wonka
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