Condescending Wonka

oh you like to smoke weed? post another status about it

oh you like to smoke weed? post another status about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to raves? You must know everything about electronic music.

Oh, you go to raves? You must know everything about electronic music.  Condescending Wonka

You drive a lifted diesel truck with a grill guard? Your penis must be enormous.

You drive a lifted diesel truck with a grill guard? Your penis must be enormous.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to have a serious conversation in overheard you must be new here

Oh, you want to have a serious conversation in overheard you must be new here  Condescending Wonka

Dating nice guys only? Tell me how many assholes hearts you've broken

Dating nice guys only? Tell me how many assholes hearts you've broken  Condescending Wonka

oh so you're 12 and your boyfriend broke up with you? you must be so heartbroken,

oh so you're 12 and your boyfriend broke up with you? you must be so heartbroken,  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched the opening ceremony of the Olympics Please, tell me all about it

Oh, you watched the opening ceremony of the Olympics Please, tell me all about it  Condescending Wonka

oh, you didnt want me to grab your ass oops

oh, you didnt want me to grab your ass oops  Condescending Wonka

you're a trust fund hippie? wow, refusing to wash your vinegary crotch when your family owns the patent to soap is so rebellious.

you're a trust fund hippie? wow, refusing to wash your vinegary crotch when your family owns the patent to soap is so rebellious.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 130 profile pictures and they're all selfies? You must have such high self esteem

Oh, you have 130 profile pictures and they're all selfies? You must have such high self esteem  Condescending Wonka
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