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You drive a big lifted truck? I bet your penis is huge

You drive a big lifted truck? I bet your penis is huge  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you believe in free health care? You must also believe my chocolate factory is real

Oh, you believe in free health care? You must also believe my chocolate factory is real  Condescending Wonka

Your from Panas? So I hear you like to urinate in socially unacceptable places.

Your from Panas? So I hear you like to urinate in socially unacceptable places.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, we still get parking spaces? Well then that makes everything worthwhile.

Oh, we still get parking spaces? Well then that makes everything worthwhile.  Condescending Wonka

So you found out how to hack temple run? Tell me more about your expert hacking abilities

So you found out how to hack temple run? Tell me more about your expert hacking abilities  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took Global Poverty at a school that cost $36,000 a year? you must really understand the world's problems

Oh, you took Global Poverty at a school that cost $36,000 a year? you must really understand the world's problems  Condescending Wonka

You must be a hit at parties.

 You must be a hit at parties.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite pokemon is mewtwo? You must know so much about pokemon

Oh, your favorite pokemon is mewtwo? You must know so much about pokemon  Condescending Wonka

oh you were a bulls fan in the 90's, a lakers fan in the 2000's, and now you like the Heat? there's nothing pathetic about that at all

oh you were a bulls fan in the 90's, a lakers fan in the 2000's, and now you like the Heat? there's nothing pathetic about that at all  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Rush is your favorite band? Please, continue reminding us all that we're mispronouncing "Peart."

Oh, Rush is your favorite band? Please, continue reminding us all that we're mispronouncing
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