Condescending Wonka

You know who's better than kobe bryant? Luke Walton

You know who's better than kobe bryant? Luke Walton  Condescending Wonka

Your parents cook for you, clean for you, dad gives you money and mommy gives you a ride to school and all you do is sit on your ass all fucking day until someone calls you to go out and you always yell back at them without getting into any trouble your l

Your parents cook for you, clean for you, dad gives you money and mommy gives you a ride to school and all you do is sit on your ass all fucking day until someone calls you to go out and you always yell back at them without getting into any trouble your l  Condescending Wonka

oh you retweet and post on facebook about kony 2012? tell me more on how you always cared about the ugandian kids

oh you retweet and post on facebook about kony 2012? tell me more on how you always cared about the ugandian kids  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted an invisible children link to help trust fund kids profit of a multi-decade long genocide? How noble and out going of you.

Oh, you posted an invisible children link to help trust fund kids profit of a multi-decade long genocide? How noble and out going of you.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love your girlfriend? Please, saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.

Oh, you love your girlfriend? Please, saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lebron hairline joke? please tell me why you care so much about his hairline.

Oh, you have a lebron hairline joke? please tell me why you care so much about his hairline.  Condescending Wonka

A common nickname for cold cuts is "horse cock" ? You must be quite a linguist...

A common nickname for cold cuts is

Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume.

Oh you have swag?  I bet that looks great on a resume.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you bought and sold some cards at a regional? You must be the worlds greatest vendor then

Oh, so you bought and sold some cards at a regional? You must be the worlds greatest vendor then  Condescending Wonka

oh soccer players are field fairies? tell me more about how you love playing fifa

oh soccer players are field fairies? tell me more about how you love playing fifa  Condescending Wonka
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