Condescending Wonka

Oh, another loss in fantasy football? Tell us again how you plan on being champ this year?

Oh, another loss in fantasy football?  Tell us again how you plan on being champ this year?   Condescending Wonka

YOU GO TO FSU? Please, tell me more about how smart you are

YOU GO TO FSU?
 Please, tell me more about how smart you are  Condescending Wonka

You ate chicken? God must be so proud

You ate chicken? God must be so proud  Condescending Wonka

YOU'RE A SOCIALIST EH TELL ME ALL ABOUT WHERE YOU GOT THAT MERCEDES FROM

YOU'RE A SOCIALIST EH TELL ME ALL ABOUT WHERE YOU GOT THAT MERCEDES FROM  Condescending Wonka

your funny today

 your funny today  Condescending Wonka

If I made a public collection of all the terrible puns I've seen on Reddit I'd probably have a shih tzu

If I made a public collection of all the terrible puns I've seen on Reddit I'd probably have a shih tzu  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a dj? Show me where the play button is on that macbook

Oh, you're a dj? Show me where the play button is on that macbook  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an Oklahoma City Thunder fan? You must have rooted for them passionately when they were in last place a few years ago.

Oh, you're an Oklahoma City Thunder fan? You must have rooted for them passionately when they were in last place a few years ago.  Condescending Wonka

oh you wear an american flag bandana? you must be patriotic

oh you wear an american flag bandana? you must be patriotic   Condescending Wonka

You are one of 7 billion people on the 3rd planet of one star amongst 300 billion stars in this galaxy, which is one of 170 billion galaxies in the universe. And you think this is all about your invisible soul? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant

You are one of 7 billion people on the 3rd planet of one star amongst 300 billion stars in this galaxy, which is one of 170 billion galaxies in the universe. And you think this is all about your invisible soul? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant  Condescending Wonka
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