Condescending Wonka

You ignore all the guys who aren't "boyfriend material" Tell me again why the guys in the friendzone should "grow a pair"

You ignore all the guys who aren't

Oh, your two favorite books are "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey?" PLEASE keep telling me how much of a reader you are.

Oh, your two favorite books are

Kui sa oled klaaser siis sa oskad ainult suitsetada ja viina juua, bensiini nuusutada aga kui sa oled reinikul oskad vähemalt jalgpalli mängida.

Kui sa oled klaaser siis sa oskad ainult suitsetada ja viina juua, bensiini nuusutada aga kui sa oled reinikul oskad vähemalt jalgpalli mängida.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're in a frat? Please tell me all about how much you drank this weekend.

Oh, You're in a frat? Please tell me all about how much you drank this weekend.  Condescending Wonka

You play baseball? Tell me more about how you're going to beat the staff at softball

You play baseball? Tell me more about how you're going to beat the staff at softball  Condescending Wonka

you know internet memes you must be so intelligent.

you know internet memes you must be so intelligent.   Condescending Wonka

I'm not a funny meme? oh, do explain why

I'm not a funny meme? oh, do explain why  Condescending Wonka

Ooh a tote bag from the strand how many miles of books do you read?

 Ooh a tote bag from the strand how many miles of books do you read?  Condescending Wonka

Break up with your boyfriend? Retweeting quotes about heartbreak and love songs must make you feel so much better.

Break up with your boyfriend? Retweeting quotes about heartbreak and love songs must make you feel so much better.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a selfie of yourself in the mirror? You must be so insightful....

Oh, you took a selfie of yourself in the mirror? You must be so insightful....  Condescending Wonka
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