Condescending Wonka

Wrestling sucks because it's fake? Tell me how the limitations of reality make the crap you watch any better

Wrestling sucks because it's fake? Tell me how the limitations of reality make the crap you watch any better  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're complaining about having to evacuate your dorm at 2 am Tell me how you're always asleep at 10 pm in college

Oh, you're complaining about having to evacuate your dorm at 2 am Tell me how you're always asleep at 10 pm in college  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's April 25th? Please, quote miss congeniality and tell me what to wear.

Oh, it's April 25th? Please, quote miss congeniality and tell me what to wear.  Condescending Wonka

You traded two 1st round picks for Phil Kessel? I don't see any way that could backfire for a rebuilding team

You traded two 1st round picks for Phil Kessel? I don't see any way that could backfire for a rebuilding team  Condescending Wonka

Oh your Trans am is tinted and has a fart can exhaust? tell us more about your little penis

Oh your Trans am is tinted and has a fart can exhaust? tell us more about your little penis  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a Canadiens Fan? you must tell me all about your entire franchise history before every game.

Oh you're a Canadiens Fan? you must tell me all about your entire franchise history before every game.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play guitar? Tell me again how you can just sort of figure out the sitar.

Oh, you play guitar? Tell me again how you can just sort of figure out the sitar.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You got a tattoo please spend an obscene amount of my time verbaly masterbating your ego all over the hidden fact that there is nothing more interesting about you than this new tattoo ya old school hardcore badass you.

Oh, You got a tattoo please spend an obscene amount of my time verbaly masterbating your ego all over the hidden fact that there is nothing more interesting about you than this new tattoo ya old school hardcore badass you.  Condescending Wonka

There seems to be no sign of intellegent life anywhere in this thread. Welcome to a sad strange little planet known as the internet kids. Enjoy

There seems to be no sign of intellegent life anywhere in this thread. Welcome to a sad strange little planet known as the internet kids. Enjoy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want a law banning guns? Remind me how well criminals follow them.

Oh, you want a law banning guns? Remind me how well criminals follow them.  Condescending Wonka
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