Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to Snowball this weekend? Please post pictures of lightshows on Facebook so I can live vicariously through you.

Oh, you went to Snowball this weekend? Please post pictures of lightshows on Facebook so I can live vicariously through you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to panama city beach? Please tell me how much alcohol you will consume with your girls

Oh, you're going to panama city beach? Please tell me how much alcohol you will consume with your girls  Condescending Wonka

Oswego, #1 in SUNYAC they must win championships

Oswego, #1 in SUNYAC they must win championships  Condescending Wonka

So you study Law? Tell me again how difficult it is

So you study Law? Tell me again how difficult it is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 13 years old? Please tell me about how much Joseph Kony has affected you.

Oh, you're 13 years old? Please tell me about how much Joseph Kony has affected you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh midwood stole memes from brooklyn tech? Please, ask us if we give a shit

Oh midwood stole memes from brooklyn tech? Please, ask us if we give a shit  Condescending Wonka

Oh you updated your status about going to sleep now? I'd love to hear more about your interesting life

Oh you updated your status about going to sleep now? I'd love to hear more about your interesting life  Condescending Wonka

Thanks for bolding those words in your last email to me. I would not have read them otherwise.

Thanks for bolding those words in your last email to me. I would not have read them otherwise.  Condescending Wonka

Going for your first jog of the year? Yes, please take your shirt off to impress us.

Going for your first jog of the year? Yes, please take your shirt off to impress us.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're turning 19 i'm sure every mature 19 year old giggles hysterically at shakesbear

Oh you're turning 19 i'm sure every mature 19 year old giggles hysterically at shakesbear  Condescending Wonka
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