Condescending Wonka

Oh you deleted Facebook? What a profound social statement.

Oh you deleted Facebook? What a profound social statement.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to Montevallo? You must be so awkward and unique

Oh, you go to Montevallo? You must be so awkward and unique  Condescending Wonka

oh your 12 and just got though a break up You must be so heartbroken

oh your 12 and just got though a break up You must be so heartbroken  Condescending Wonka

Oh Mitch Adam lucker died!! You must have known him so well!!

Oh Mitch Adam lucker died!! You must have known him so well!!   Condescending Wonka

Oh, supporting Chick-Fil-A because of your Christian values? Please tell me more about all the people you've slept with.

Oh, supporting Chick-Fil-A because of your Christian values? Please tell me more about all the people you've slept with.  Condescending Wonka

You just got dumped by your cheating, lying, douche-bag ex-Boyfriend? Please, continue to tell me how all men are scum and how you'll never meet a nice guy even though you friend-zoned 8 of them last year.

You just got dumped by your cheating, lying, douche-bag ex-Boyfriend? Please, continue to tell me how all men are scum and how you'll never meet a nice guy even though you friend-zoned 8 of them last year.   Condescending Wonka

You've been dating for a week? You must love each other so much

You've been dating for a week? You must love each other so much  Condescending Wonka

oh today is 4/20? Please tell me about all the weed you've smoked

oh today is 4/20? Please tell me about all the weed you've smoked  Condescending Wonka

oh, he likes the same obscure indie music as you? When's the wedding?

oh, he likes the same obscure indie music as you? When's the wedding?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you model? Who's your agent, instagram?

Oh you model? Who's your agent, instagram?  Condescending Wonka
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