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Oh, Brown Eyed Girl is "Your" song? You must be so unique.

Oh, Brown Eyed Girl is

Please, tell us all about this guy, your history, and his new girlfriend... again

Please, tell us all about this guy, your history, and his new girlfriend... again  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're taking exams in high school? tell me again how stressed you are

oh, you're taking exams in high school? tell me again how stressed you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought 50 lottery tickets? I'm sure you'll win

Oh, you bought 50 lottery tickets? I'm sure you'll win  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post motivational quotes as your Facebook status? Your ability to copy and paste is uncanny and motivational in itself.

Oh, you post motivational quotes as your Facebook status?  Your ability to copy and paste is uncanny and motivational in itself.  Condescending Wonka

Still a virgin. Never smoked. Never drank alcohol. Never skipped a class. Never broke the law. Never got kicked out of class wow, you're such a badass

Still a virgin. Never smoked. Never drank alcohol. Never skipped a class. Never broke the law. Never got kicked out of class wow, you're such a badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are an NKU cop? Please tell me how you are able to handle all that power

Oh you are an NKU cop? Please tell me how you are able to handle all that power  Condescending Wonka

stupid Americans (rightfully) make you laugh? Does that mean you're foreign sharon?

stupid Americans (rightfully) make you laugh? Does that mean you're foreign sharon?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're sorry for cheating on me? tell that to your replacement .

oh, you're sorry for cheating on me? tell that to your replacement .  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a white girl dropping gang signs in group pics? You must be soo hardcore.

Oh, you're a white girl dropping gang signs in group pics?  You must be soo hardcore.  Condescending Wonka
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