Condescending Wonka

so you can get away with keying a car

so you can get away with keying a car   Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a cummins I bet it blows transmissions like it does smoke

Oh you drive a cummins I bet it blows transmissions like it does smoke  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you sat behind Kenzie Anderson at Mr. Pinnacle? Tell me again about how much you enjoyed the show

Oh, you sat behind Kenzie Anderson at Mr. Pinnacle? Tell me again about how much you enjoyed the show  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're celebrating National Women's Day today? I bet that helps your sandwich making skills tremendously.

Oh, you're celebrating National Women's Day today? I bet that helps your sandwich making skills tremendously.  Condescending Wonka

you say you hate sluts ? you must hate the competition

you say you hate sluts ? you must hate the competition   Condescending Wonka

You cant do your essay because Wikipedia's down? That must be terrible

You cant do your essay because Wikipedia's down? That must be terrible  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love playing FIFA Tell me how much you know about European football

Oh, you love playing FIFA Tell me how much you know about European football 
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went on a Contiki tour in Thailand? Tell me all about the deep cultural experience you had.

Oh, you went on a Contiki tour in Thailand? Tell me all about the deep cultural experience you had.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make memes with this picture? How clever

Oh, you make memes with this picture? How clever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your from Seattle? Tell me all about the suburb your actually from

Oh, your from Seattle? Tell me all about the suburb your actually from  Condescending Wonka
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