Condescending Wonka

oh you snort pixie stix? you must be so badass

oh you snort pixie stix? you must be so badass  Condescending Wonka

You hate on Balotelli cuz he does stupid shit? please tell me more about all the behaving and law abiding you were doing at 21

You hate on Balotelli cuz he does stupid shit? please tell me more about all the behaving and law abiding you were doing at 21  Condescending Wonka

You wear gym shorts and Sperrys with polo shirt? You must really not be confined by the limits of our society.

You wear gym shorts and Sperrys with polo shirt? You must really not be confined by the limits of our society.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pound natty's? I bet you make tons of cash

Oh, you pound natty's? I bet you make tons of cash  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got my grandma on your dick? You must be quite the ladies man.

Oh, you got my grandma on your dick? You must be quite the ladies man.  Condescending Wonka

I bet you think Strippers like you too

I bet you think Strippers like you too  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you bought a diesel truck to blow black smoke tell me again where you were touched by your uncle.

oh, so you bought a diesel truck to blow black smoke tell me again where you were touched by your uncle.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you believe marriage is between a man and a woman? tell me why your personal opinion justifies discrimination

oh, you believe marriage is between a man and a woman? tell me why your personal opinion justifies discrimination  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can touch the top of the doorframe? You must be so tall!

Oh, you can touch the top of the doorframe? You must be so tall!  Condescending Wonka

A Bomb went off? everyone on my friends list is about to become a fucking expert on foreign affairs and terrorists.

A Bomb went off? everyone on my friends list is about to become a fucking expert on foreign affairs and terrorists.  Condescending Wonka
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