Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play D3 football? You must be really strong

Oh, you play D3 football? You must be really strong  Condescending Wonka

You said YOLO? You must be a real hipster

You said YOLO? You must be a real hipster  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know david august and jamie jones? you must be such a hipster

Oh, you know david august and jamie jones? you must be such a hipster  Condescending Wonka

oh you have a 6-pack you should post more shirtless pictures

oh you have a 6-pack you should post more shirtless pictures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you drive a ford? Im sorry

Oh, so you drive a ford? Im sorry  Condescending Wonka

Going out with a back pack on at 5 on a Friday You must be on your way to class.

Going out with a back pack on at 5 on a Friday  You must be on your way to class.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were a thunder fan before Kevin Durant? Tell me more

Oh, you were a thunder fan before Kevin Durant? Tell me more  Condescending Wonka

so you get on pitchfork? you must know everything about music

so you get on pitchfork? you must know everything about music  Condescending Wonka

actually just a fucking hipster

actually just a fucking hipster   Condescending Wonka

oh, you smoke pot? I bet you have so many fascinating stories about that

oh, you smoke pot?  I bet you have so many fascinating stories about that  Condescending Wonka
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