Condescending Wonka

Your one month relationship is over? Oh, tell me all about how you can't go on, and life has no meaning.

Your one month relationship is over? Oh, tell me all about how you can't go on, and life has no meaning.  Condescending Wonka

You like Iron Maiden and Slayer? Tell me more about how my taste in music sucks.

You like Iron Maiden and Slayer? Tell me more about how my taste in music sucks.   Condescending Wonka

I heard you have big boobs I want your number

I heard you have big boobs I want your number  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you clap at the end of movies? I'm sure they heard you in Hollywood and totally appreciate it

Oh, you clap at the end of movies? I'm sure they heard you in Hollywood and totally appreciate it  Condescending Wonka

You sell drugs to kids? Tell me again how great of an uncle you are...

You sell drugs to  kids? Tell me again how great of an uncle you are...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a harlem shake video? When's your HBO comedy special?

Oh, you made a harlem shake video? When's your HBO comedy special?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, tell me how do you feel buying a diamond necklace that cost like 10,000 dollars? And then they tell you that it was fake Diamond necklace

Oh, tell me how do you feel buying a diamond necklace that cost like 10,000 dollars? And then they tell you that it was fake Diamond necklace  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think that because you listened to arcade fire before 2008, you're more of a fan than me Your logic is just flawless

Oh, you think that because you listened to arcade fire before 2008, you're more of a fan than me Your logic is just flawless   Condescending Wonka

You like Lady Gaga and Mean Girls? Sure I believe you're straight.

You like Lady Gaga and Mean Girls? Sure I believe you're straight.  Condescending Wonka

You are tired because you have a 6 month old kid. Life must be so difficult for you right now.

You are tired because you have a 6 month old kid. Life must be so difficult for you right now.  Condescending Wonka
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