Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't watch tv? tell me more about your transcendent new breed of nonconformism

Oh, you don't watch tv? tell me more about your transcendent new breed of nonconformism   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 150lb Health and Exercise Science major? No, no, please grace us with your bodybuilding wisdom.

Oh, you're 150lb Health and Exercise Science major? No, no, please grace us with your bodybuilding wisdom.   Condescending Wonka

Sleep? You must be new here

Sleep? You must be new here  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you root for Duke basketball? I bet you can't wait to go to school there

Oh, you root for Duke basketball? I bet you can't wait to go to school there  Condescending Wonka

You don't know who the Beatles are? I knew you really weren't a human being.

You don't know who the Beatles are? I knew you really weren't a human being.  Condescending Wonka

So you bought a Transformer tablet? Angry Birds has to be so much better now.

So you bought a Transformer tablet? Angry Birds has to be so much better now.  Condescending Wonka

You have a shirt with the anarchy symbol on it? My my, what a rebel

You have a shirt with the anarchy symbol on it? My my, what a rebel   Condescending Wonka

oh, you're over your ex? that must be why you keep talking about them

oh, you're over your ex? that must be why you keep talking about them  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just sprinted by me on my morning jog You must be one of the fastest runners in the world

Oh you just sprinted by me on my morning jog You must be one of the fastest runners in the world  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post bible verses on facebook? you're definitely getting into heaven.

Oh, you post bible verses on facebook? you're definitely getting into heaven.  Condescending Wonka
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