Condescending Wonka

Oh you graduated top of your class in the navy seals? Tell me where you learned to spell guerilla.

Oh you graduated top of your class in the navy seals? Tell me where you learned to spell guerilla.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a 48-year old baseball manager yelling "Fuck you, kid" to a 19-year old? Please, tell us more about how unprofessional he is.

Oh, so you're a 48-year old baseball manager yelling

Oh, you're a math major? Which Millenium Problem are you working on?

Oh, you're a math major? Which Millenium Problem are you working on?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked pot? Because that'll really make him quit, right? Fuckin emos.

Oh, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked pot? Because that'll really make him quit, right? Fuckin emos.  Condescending Wonka

An automated happy birthday email? that was so thoughtful

An automated happy birthday email? that was so thoughtful  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been single for six weeks. Tell me all about loneliness.

Oh, you've been single for six weeks. Tell me all about loneliness.  Condescending Wonka

You eat chicken? Nigger.

You eat chicken? Nigger.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you started at the Strand mopping floors in 1991? That's a great reason for underpaying your employees and taking away their benefits.

Oh you started at the Strand mopping floors in 1991?  That's a great reason for underpaying your employees and taking away their benefits.   Condescending Wonka

Oh really? Tell me more

Oh really? Tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your songs have controversial lyrics you must be a real badass

Oh, your songs have controversial lyrics you must be a real badass  Condescending Wonka
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