Condescending Wonka

Oh, performing baroque music on period instruments is boring? Tell me again about your brilliant career playing 2nd chair bassoon for your community orchestra.

Oh, performing baroque music on period instruments is boring? Tell me again about your brilliant career playing 2nd chair bassoon for your community orchestra.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you dress like a slut, get piss drunk, and fuck on the first date? Please, tell me more about how all guys are assholes and just want sex.

Oh, you dress like a slut, get piss drunk, and fuck on the first date? Please, tell me more about how all guys are assholes and just want sex.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you understand the Constitution thoroughly and support the 2nd Amendment? So tell me more about how the founding fathers don't want you to wear shirts with sleeves.

Oh so you understand the Constitution thoroughly and support the 2nd Amendment? So tell me more about how the founding fathers don't want you to wear shirts with sleeves.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to make up sarcastic Willy Wonka quotes? you must be a creative genius.

Oh, you like to make up sarcastic Willy Wonka quotes? you must be a creative genius.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me more about how mature you are for your age.

 Tell me more about how mature you are for your age.  Condescending Wonka

Bill Nye is dead? Please, tell me more about how you believe everything you see on the internet.

Bill Nye is dead? Please, tell me more about how you believe everything you see on the internet.  Condescending Wonka

Go Dawgs? Tell me how you won't yell "Roll Tide" later this season

Go Dawgs? Tell me how you won't yell

Oh, you think doltan has 9 and a half inch penis? Kelsey must have a great sense of measurement

Oh,  you think doltan has 9 and a half inch penis? Kelsey must have a great sense of measurement  Condescending Wonka

Oh your boyfriend has swag? That will pay the bills in 10 years.

Oh your boyfriend has swag? That will pay the bills in 10 years.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're from Johnson County? Tell me again what gang you're in

Oh so you're from Johnson County? Tell me again what gang you're in  Condescending Wonka
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