Condescending Wonka

Oh today's your cakeday? Please tell me more about why I should lower my upvoting standards for you

Oh today's your cakeday? Please tell me more about why I should lower my upvoting standards for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can play 5 chords? Please play them over and over again.

Oh, you can play 5 chords? Please play them over and over again.  Condescending Wonka

Bikini mirror pics? Not slutty because it's bathing suit. You're golden.

Bikini mirror pics? Not slutty because it's bathing suit. You're golden.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, MCA died today? Please tell me how you love beastie boys.

Oh, MCA died today? Please tell me how you love beastie boys.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you'd prefer a Bud Light Platinum? You must be a beer enthusiast

Oh, you'd prefer a Bud Light Platinum? You must be a beer enthusiast  Condescending Wonka

your timeline cover has the v for vendetta face? you must be so subversive

your timeline cover has the v for vendetta face? you must be so subversive  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you like to #hashtag everything? You must be so cool.

Oh, so you like to #hashtag everything? You must be so cool.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to see uno lavoz battling at every event? tell me about the atlantic ocean

Oh, you want to see uno lavoz battling at every event? tell me about the atlantic ocean  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love coldplay? You must be very deep and have fantastic taste in music.

Oh, you love coldplay? You must be very deep and have fantastic taste in music.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to OBU? You must be so much better than me

Oh, you go to OBU?  You must be so much better than me  Condescending Wonka
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