Condescending Wonka

You're dating a Marine? Please, tell me how hard military life is.

You're dating a Marine? Please, tell me how hard military life is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You? Let me get my popcorn real quick. ok, I'm ready for your life story in memes.

Oh, You? Let me get my popcorn real quick. ok, I'm ready for your life story in memes.  Condescending Wonka

You only live once? Tell me more about your mortality, please.

You only live once? Tell me more about your mortality, please.  Condescending Wonka

You watch Dr. Who and read Harry Potter? You must know so much about British culture

You watch Dr. Who and read Harry Potter? You must know so much about British culture  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to san gabriel high school? What a charming life

Oh, you go to san gabriel high school? What a charming life  Condescending Wonka

You're having relationship issues Please elaborate ... I'm listening

You're having relationship issues Please elaborate ... I'm listening   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to Skrillex? You must be an incredibly hardcore raver

Oh, you listen to Skrillex? You must be an incredibly hardcore raver  Condescending Wonka

You download torrents? Please, tell me more about your hacker lifestyle

You download torrents? Please, tell me more about your hacker lifestyle  Condescending Wonka

Metropolitan State University of Denver? See you in court.

Metropolitan State University of Denver? See you in court.   Condescending Wonka

So you say you go to school in Eugene? Oh, so you're a hippy.

So you say you go to school in Eugene? Oh, so you're a hippy.  Condescending Wonka
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