Condescending Wonka

Oh you watch every UFC PPV? You must have so much more knowledge of MMA than Greg Jackson

Oh you watch every UFC PPV?  You must have so much more knowledge of MMA than Greg Jackson  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post shirtless pictures on facebook? You must be swimming in pussy

Oh, you post shirtless pictures on facebook? You must be swimming in pussy  Condescending Wonka

You eat vegetarian instead of meat pizza? You must be so healthy

You eat vegetarian instead of meat pizza?
 You must be so healthy  Condescending Wonka

MCA from The Beastie Boys died? tell me more on facebook about how much his music meant to you

MCA from The Beastie Boys died? tell me more on facebook about how much his music meant to you   Condescending Wonka

You came out as an atheist at 13? That must have been a real tough decision

You came out as an atheist at 13? That must have been a real tough decision  Condescending Wonka

Big Mac, Fries, and a diet soda? What an incredibly creative diet strategy.

Big Mac, Fries, and a diet soda? What an incredibly creative diet strategy.  Condescending Wonka

You spent a semester abroad? Please tell me all about how much better their culture is.

You spent a semester abroad? Please tell me all about how much better their culture is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh it's your one month anniversary? You're right, it must be true love

Oh it's your one month anniversary?  You're right, it must be true love  Condescending Wonka

Wow, All your Facebook friends told you happy birthday? you must be so popular.

Wow, All your Facebook friends told you happy birthday? you must be so popular.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear polo? i bet you're a master equestrian

Oh, you wear polo? i bet you're a master equestrian  Condescending Wonka
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