Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got fingered your first time hanging out? Please, tell me more about how you're going to date him.

Oh, you got fingered your first time hanging out? Please, tell me more about how you're going to date him.  Condescending Wonka

You think Eli Manning is better than Peyton Manning? How did you suffer this lasting brain damage?

You think Eli Manning is better than Peyton Manning? How did you suffer this lasting brain damage?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the CR candididate statements are officially DUe? I'm looking forward to some bombshells

Oh, the CR candididate statements are officially DUe? I'm looking forward to some bombshells  Condescending Wonka

Your name is Brayden Schenn? Excellent diving, you'll for sure take home gold this summer.

Your name is Brayden Schenn? Excellent diving, you'll for sure take home gold this summer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a "New Atheist" are you? You must be a great philosopher...

Oh you're a

Oh you just called out a sexist tweet? Please, tell me more how you care for gender equality.

Oh you just called out a sexist tweet? Please, tell me more how you care for gender equality.  Condescending Wonka

they say every kiss begins with "k" but ugly begins with "u"

they say every kiss begins with

OH, YOU PUT OFF YOUR SCHOOL WORK UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE? Tell me more about how much of a genius you are

OH, YOU PUT OFF YOUR SCHOOL WORK UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE? Tell me more about how much of a genius you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're Italian. I love sign language.

Oh, you're Italian. I love sign language.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you yell and throw your weights in the gym? You must be so strong.

Oh you yell and throw your weights in the gym? You must be so strong.  Condescending Wonka
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