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What? You're boyfriend is an asshole? Please tell me something I haven't already forewarned you about

What? You're boyfriend is an asshole? Please tell me something I haven't already forewarned you about  Condescending Wonka

YOU READ THE BOOK BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE? THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME, IN GREAT DETAIL, EVERY PLOT AND CHARACTER DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE.

YOU READ THE BOOK BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE? THEN PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME, IN GREAT DETAIL, EVERY PLOT AND CHARACTER DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put others peoples quotes as your status update? You must be so philosophical!

Oh, you put others peoples quotes as your status update? You must be so philosophical!  Condescending Wonka

You constantly blow stop signs on Campus? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.

You constantly blow stop signs on Campus? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think BYU is better than Utah? Too bad they got wrecked by them in football

Oh, you think BYU is better than Utah? Too bad they got wrecked by them in football  Condescending Wonka

So you publish poetry on facebook? You must be a great writer

So you publish poetry on facebook? You must be a great writer  Condescending Wonka

Oh you read about my religion on a website? Please tell me more of what you think I believe.

Oh you read about my religion on a website? Please tell me more of what you think I believe.  Condescending Wonka

You think that's being a hipster? Tell me again about subreddits existing.

You think that's being a hipster? Tell me again about subreddits existing.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want the us army to go to uganda and capture joseph kony? I hear they're really good at playing hide and seek with terrorist leaders

Oh, you want the us army to go to uganda and capture joseph kony? I hear they're really good at playing hide and seek with terrorist leaders  Condescending Wonka

You like my sarcasm? Please tell me more

You like my sarcasm? Please tell me more  Condescending Wonka
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