Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from Chicago I'd love to hear about how awesome your sports teams are

Oh, you're from Chicago I'd love to hear about how awesome your sports teams are  Condescending Wonka

Political facebook post? Totally an appropriate forum. Let me sort through the "Ravens rule!" and "Mondays blow!" statuses to get to your enlightening political insight

Political facebook post? Totally an appropriate forum. Let me sort through the

You saw the ridiculously photogenic guy? Please tell me how you reacted

You saw the ridiculously photogenic guy? Please tell me how you reacted  Condescending Wonka

Asi que te crees todo un galan... Dime, que se siente ser taaan bueno ligando solo por facebook?

Asi que te crees todo un galan... Dime, que se siente ser taaan bueno ligando solo por facebook?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an LA KINGS fan? Tell me about all your stanley cup championships

Oh, you're an LA KINGS fan? Tell me about all your stanley cup championships  Condescending Wonka

Your party is about to nominate an unprincipled moderate? I'm sure that will work out so much better than last time.

Your party is about to nominate an unprincipled moderate? I'm sure that will work out so much better than last time.  Condescending Wonka

Your car is so fast You must have such a big penis

Your car is so fast You must have such a big penis  Condescending Wonka

Hunger Games? I think you mean 'Team Dumbledore.'

Hunger Games? I think you mean 
'Team Dumbledore.'  Condescending Wonka

You wear a snapback? I bet you know all the players on that team

You wear a snapback? I bet you know all the players on that team  Condescending Wonka

I hope you can come to my BBQ this weekends

I hope you can come to my BBQ this weekends  Condescending Wonka
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