Condescending Wonka

English Major? So, you work holidays?

English Major? So, you work holidays?  Condescending Wonka

You posted someone else's meme on Facebook? You must be quite the creative individual

You posted someone else's meme on Facebook? You must be quite the creative individual  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you haven't had sex for a month, and it's driving you insane? I guess I better get to the psych ward then.

Oh, you haven't had sex for a month, and it's driving you insane? I guess I better get to the psych ward then.  Condescending Wonka

You can play the bass line to "Higher Ground?" You must know so much about funk music.

You can play the bass line to

You're wearing a miami Heat baseball cap you must be in a gang

You're wearing a miami Heat baseball cap you must be in a gang  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You got a huge dick huh? Tell me more fairy tale stories from your imagination so I could fall asleep even quicker.

Oh, You got a huge dick huh? Tell me more fairy tale stories from your imagination so I could fall asleep even quicker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're losing on FIFA? Tell me how good you are again.

Oh, you're losing on FIFA? Tell me how good you are again.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your favorite glass artist is ROOR Please tell me how he is an actual person

Oh your favorite glass artist is ROOR Please tell me how he is an actual person  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are in Hazard Head? Please tells us how 575 likes on facebook elevates you from douchebag to headliner.

Oh, you are in Hazard Head? Please tells us how 575 likes on facebook elevates you from douchebag to headliner.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you roll your own cigarettes? So you don't mind if me and my 3 drunk friends attempt to roll tobacco joints

Oh, you roll your own cigarettes?  So you don't mind if me and my 3 drunk friends attempt to roll tobacco joints  Condescending Wonka
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