Condescending Wonka

there is a garden hose two feet up my ass

there is a garden hose two feet up my ass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you gave your boyfriend the silent treatment again? Please tell me more about how he doesn't understand your feelings

Oh, you gave your boyfriend the silent treatment again? Please tell me more about how he doesn't understand your feelings  Condescending Wonka

It took you three years to clear your name after a wrongful accusation? Let me tell you how fucked my life's been for the past decade after I was arrested for murdering someone who's still alive.

It took you three years to clear your name after a wrongful accusation? Let me tell you how fucked my life's been for the past decade after I was arrested for murdering someone who's still alive.  Condescending Wonka

getting rid of the canadian penny is a bad idea? please tell me more about how saving 11 million a year is stupid

getting rid of the canadian penny is a bad idea? please tell me more about how saving 11 million a year is stupid  Condescending Wonka

You're angry because my post is a repost from two weeks ago? Oh, Please tell me how horrible it is for me to have a life outside of reddit

You're angry because my post is a repost from two weeks ago? Oh, Please tell me how horrible it is for me to have a life outside of reddit  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got a Med Card? Please tell me how sick it is.

Oh you got a Med Card? Please tell me how sick it is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh look, you're making fun of Skrillex what exquisite musical tastes you must have

Oh look, you're making fun of Skrillex what exquisite musical tastes you must have  Condescending Wonka

"Heroes and Villains of the Middle Ages sounds like a fun class!" You think so?

Oh, you're the meme police? your internet prowess must get you so many dates.

Oh, you're the meme police? your internet prowess must get you so many dates.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make memes mocking liberal arts majors? You must be so confident in your own future

Oh, you make memes mocking liberal arts majors? You must be so confident in your own future  Condescending Wonka
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