Condescending Wonka

What happens on tumblr stays on tumblr? Of course! We don't want anyone but Lady Gaga, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, President Obama, and the other 13.4 million fellow users to know what's going on.

What happens on tumblr stays on tumblr? Of course! We don't want anyone but Lady Gaga, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, President Obama, and the other 13.4 million fellow users to know what's going on.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Went to air assault school? please continue to tell me how pointless and easy airborne is

Oh, You Went to air assault school? please continue to tell me how pointless and easy airborne is  Condescending Wonka

You're old and bitter? Please tell me the heartaches of your life

You're old and bitter? Please tell me the heartaches of your life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 24 and still in a band? I'm sure you'll be very famous.

Oh, you're 24 and still in a band? I'm sure you'll be very famous.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, no shirts no shoes but you still get service? You must be sexy and you know it.

Oh, no shirts no shoes but you still get service? You must be sexy and you know it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Own a big truck You must haul a lot of heavy equipment

Oh, You Own a big truck You must haul a lot of heavy equipment   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an Air Wing Marine? Please tell me how you're the toughest human being on planet Earth.

Oh, you're an Air Wing Marine? Please tell me how you're the toughest human being on planet Earth.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist? Let's discuss A.J. Ayer's near death experience

Oh, you're an atheist? Let's discuss A.J. Ayer's near death experience  Condescending Wonka

You dyed your hair red? You're obviously a ginger

You dyed your hair red? You're obviously a ginger  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pinned a bunch of half-starved supermodels on Pinterest? You must be so motivated to work out

Oh, you pinned a bunch of half-starved supermodels on Pinterest? You must be so motivated to work out  Condescending Wonka
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