Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're having chest pains? maybe its because you're fat

Oh,you're having chest pains? maybe its because you're fat  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you talk shit to your ex girlfriend via Facebook You must be in the Douchebag Hall of fame

Oh, so you talk shit to your ex girlfriend via Facebook You must be in the Douchebag Hall of fame  Condescending Wonka

You can make a zombie jesus joke? You must be so original and witty.

You can make a zombie jesus joke? You must be so original and witty.  Condescending Wonka

Oh it's finals week and you're stressed out? why don't you draw some psychedelic fruit that embodies your tortured soul on a napkin because you had to study in college.

Oh it's finals week and you're stressed out? why don't you draw some psychedelic fruit that embodies your tortured soul on a napkin because you had to study in college.  Condescending Wonka

So you put a picture of you with cat whiskers your a cat now

So you put a picture of you with cat whiskers  your a cat now   Condescending Wonka

You can tell my sexuality from what I wear? You must know me so much better than I know myself

You can tell my sexuality from what I wear? You must know me so much better than I know myself  Condescending Wonka

You managed to get all the classes that you wanted? Tell me more about it through facebook status updates.

You managed to get all the classes that you wanted? Tell me more about it through facebook status updates.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like bad boys? Then you complain about him being a jerk.

Oh, you like bad boys? Then you complain about him being a jerk.  Condescending Wonka

You play footy for the Melbourne Demons? You must be really good at football.

You play footy for the Melbourne Demons? You must be really good at football.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have swag? that must look good on your resume

Oh you have swag? that must look good on your resume  Condescending Wonka
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