Condescending Wonka

Calm down tiger.. and tell me more about how your therapy is working.

Calm down tiger.. and tell me more about how your therapy is working.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a ginger shark? You must be so tough

Oh, you're a ginger shark? You must be so tough  Condescending Wonka

You just bought an expensive new pair of uggs? Tell me about how horrible they are in the snow...

You just bought an expensive new pair of uggs? Tell me about how horrible they are in the snow...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a boyfriend Please tell why I'm single

Oh, you have a boyfriend Please tell why I'm single  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a Nursing major? Please, let me tell you all of my issues so that you can fix me

Oh you're a Nursing major? Please, let me tell you all of my issues so that you can fix me   Condescending Wonka

an instagram of your starbucks cup? you must be really important and have a busy day.

an instagram of your starbucks cup? you must be really important and have a busy day.  Condescending Wonka

You know Krav Maga? WOWIE!!!!

You know Krav Maga? WOWIE!!!!  Condescending Wonka

ahh asi que tu eres el mas cristiano? porque no me cuentas de las tetas que no encontrabas los pezones

ahh asi que tu eres el mas cristiano? porque no me cuentas de las tetas que no encontrabas los pezones   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're being mature and evaluating your friendships? That must be why you spend every thursday getting drunk and lying to people about where you are.

Oh, you're being mature and evaluating your friendships? That must be why you spend every thursday getting drunk and lying to people about where you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 1500 friends on Facebook? You must really have that many in the real world

Oh, you have 1500 friends on Facebook? You must really have that many in the real world  Condescending Wonka
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